11th August 2008
We (we being my mother, my brother and I) took a paddle boat out to sea. The boat had a slide on it. I went down the slide and got stuck as the slide was crappy, not because I have a feck arse. But, the slide was waaay to salty and made my eyes sting and tasted yucky, When I was about to climb back on the paddle boat from the sea I got hit on the head with it because Mum was reversing, rather badly. It hurt, quite a lot.